Hi there, internet! I'm an entrepreneur and perennial futurist whose always been on the look out for what's "next!" For that reason, I've decided to start a blog about where we all know the convergence of social media, high art, and mobile devices is going: handheld games simulating nyotaimori, the consumption of sushi off of a naked woman.
Let's face it, America is obsessed with three things: the internet, mobile devices, and Japanese erotic food rituals. Ever since sushi arrived on American shores, I have foreseen the day when naked sushi handheld games would become the dominant force in entertainment. In 1991, I predicted that there would be great profit in developing a "search machine" to aggregate all of the budding WWW's naked sushi based content. By the mid 1990's, search engines were all the rage, and while they also allowed users to search for other content, such as pornography and cheaper air fare, it was clear that nyotaimori was the original cornerstone of and inspiration for the search engine industry.
But enough about my status as the Warren Buffet of naked sushi based investing (I have been called the "Orace of Osaka") as I will detail this much more in my later posts. I'm going to start reviewing nyotaimori based mobile device games as soon as I can, so check back regularly!
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